Smackety Anne

Co-Founder




"Daytime" Name: "Bitch"


Age: 41


What position do you skate: blocker


How long have you been with the league: I'm one of the founders


What's your favorite position to play: blocker


What's your signature derby move: I can't give away my secrets


What sports have you played in the past: Softball, basketball, volleyball


How did you get involved in derby: I had some agression I needed to get out


What derby skill are you working on right now: Just some general ass kicking!


Is there a "routine" that you do before bouts: Go to the bathroom, drink some water, then go to the bathroom again


What is your favorite derby clothing item that you own: Anything that says RED DIRT REBELLION!!!


What kind of skates/wheels do you have: Reidells with cheap crappy bearings until I get new ones


What is your favorite alcoholic drink: Tequila


What is your "daytime" job: Ball Buster


What is your favorite derby quote: "Dumpster Diving for Derby!" the story is too long to explain, maybe over some tequila one day ;)